It's decided. For my time in Gommorah (Los Angeles) I am the self-appointed West Coast correspondent for Pop5-- a half-breed clown on a mission in an exotic locale-- like Geraldo in Iraq. Most of my reports will probably center around food, washed-up stars and the almost impossible beauty of so many Persian women in the neighborhood of Westwood-- seriously, what are they feeding their women? They are really that fucking hot.

So this week I will dive headlong into the (non) culture of this city and try to come up with something amusing, entertaining, and informative-- again like an embedded Geraldo in Iraq.

Lots of love--

Rama