So Rob tells us that his party is not meant to be White Trash-themed, and that everyone will be dressed normally. But I don't think this is going to stop Mike and I from showing up wearing costumes, since we had already planned them all out by the time we discovered this. Mike's been preparing his for the past week. But I think I have the hardest part. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to fake a pregnancy AND reveal your thong underwear?

BTW, Rob, we'll be bringing the PBR, Cheetos, and Red Bull, so don't put those on your shopping list. Should we also get pork rinds??