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Point/CounterPoint: yeah, i kinda liked "superman returns" so screw off

I like watching comic book movies. I know they generally stink and that's part of the appeal. I like the pure fantasy factor. I know it can't ever happen so why would it bother me that Halle Berry as Storm had a really fake looking wig? It doesn't.

So what if there was a lot of slow moody bits to "Superman Returns"? We're starting a new Superman story arch here and it could take this first movie to get all the character motivation out of the way for the next 2-3 movies. So why did I have to hear "Wah, wah..there wasn't enough action...it was too slow...wah, wah..that story didn't make any sense, wah..". Well all I have to say is "Evan, you and my mom are just hateful bitches".

Yes, while dad and I were happily entertained. You other two haters couldn't say anything good at all. I said it was a love story and I enjoyed the pace, plus that Brandon Routh is like butter on the eyes, he just spreads so smooth. But, no. Hateful bitches just had to complain that the movie made them tired and they didn't understand where the story was going. I liked that it explored the idea that, although he'll probably never have a functional love life, that at least Superman gets the satisfaction of having a son, that and that Brandon Routh sure looked really hot when he was all shirtless in that hospital bed scene, he sure made being sick look lusty. Also, I really thought they made a mistake with casting Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor, but he was pretty ok, yeah and pretty ok for the movie villian is fine by me. So why then did you have to make a point of saying you'd never watch the movie again. You've watched worse. I'll bet you've scene that Andrew Dice Clay piece of shit movie at least twice. So what's so wrong with watching this Superman movie with me again? I enjoy watching that Brandon Routh do all that stretching and you enjoy it when I get all horny, so really it's a win win situation. Come on Evan, stop being a hater and we'll see if your kriptonite makes me all weak when you jab me with it.

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The only saving grace of the movie was Kevin Spacey. This movie was kinda boring, except for the plane scene.

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