i like how their accents are like wisconsin or dakota.... that's funny.

Yeah, Mike called them "Fargo" accents. He says he saw this about 8 years ago, so it would be around the time of "Fargo," I think....

you stupid fuckers. Why don't you just get together and watch tv or circle jerk or something?

I'm going to go put a bullet in my brain now - because i feel so completely pathetic that i even posted to this bullshit.

and what's with the grape purple? bunch of douche bags.

Sorry, sir, but hate comments go in one of two designated areas: either here, where you comment on what an idiot I am and disparage me for preferring NYC to Philly; or here, where you comment on what an idiot I am and how PCs are obviously superior to Macs. You would have been able to read all the hate comments left on those posts, except I deleted them.

oh jeff, you scamp.

actually, victoria, jeff would probably be alot kinder if he knew that you loved your mac. jeff is a mac-volkswagon automoton. and he also smells like ass.

I still hate the color purple.

both for this website, AND the movie, AND the book. I mean really.

Your design suggestions have been duly noted. And ignored.

Who the f#$k is Jeff?

A friend of Evan's. Luckily Mike was there when I read the comment and recognized him, or it would have ended up in the trash with all the others. How I love being the Admin Tyrant! Muwhahahaha!!

yeah, sorry everyone. jeff and i have been friends for a few years and our schtick is that he openly mocks everything that i do and then i call him a douchebag (which he is) and his wife a whore (which she isn't). it's a pretty nice thing. when i sent him the link for the site, i linked to just my articles, figuring that if i sent him to the main site he'd probably post insults to everyone, which of course he did, even though the only person who has even met Jeff on this site is Mike. The best way to respond to him is to insult him. he enjoys that. but he really doesn't think we should have a circle jerk. as far as i know.

As a girl, I don't think I am allowed to participate in circle jerks. I think it's the law. The law of Not Having to Participate in the Weird and Possibly Very Gross Things that Boys Do. This law also covers peeing one's name in the snow, attending comic book conventions, and eating at that dumpy hole-in-the-wall shack that Mike thinks we should go to sometime.

And also, camping!