I LOVE AMERICA so much it hurts.
Photos from the interweb. Captions by yours truly.
"If lovin' Jesus and men and meth is wrong, then I don't wanna be right."
Preaching against the ickiness of men loving men. (Look at those nostrils! He can't bear all the loving that's going on!)
"Hey, how would I know how sinful it was to pay for sex from a man and snort meth if I didn't do it. Huh? HUH?"
"Look. As long as they don't want to get married, I'm okay with it. In fact, I'm picturing it in my mind right now."
Man-tastic.
