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Why the Super 8 in Greensboro, NC Is Not So Super

  • Toilet reservoir dislikes refilling after flushing
  • Hairdryer shuts off after 3 minutes and sparks
  • Next-door neighbors have frequent headboard-banging sex
  • Perpetually barking dog in nearby room
  • Lack of electrical outlets for laptops and cell phones
  • Soda machine in hallway both empty and broken
  • Has apparently never heard of fitted sheets
  • Unordered wake up call at 7 am
  • Bathtub stuck in undraining position
  • Paltry array of toiletries
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Posted by Victoria on March 15, 2008 3:08 PM |

Comments

I think you are way too picky:

headboard banging sex is the same as "free porno"

a dog barking nearby is just looking for love!

And how do you know the soda machine was empty if it was broken???

Posted by: veggies | March 16, 2008 11:36 PM

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