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July 6, 2008

Venture Brothers question

This is crucial to our daily existences:

Wasn't Hank already circumcised? I distinctly remember a comment from Hank to Dean about his ugly "dog dork" and Dr. Venture saying, "Hank, don't brag about your circumcision!"

So, did Hank get circumcised AGAIN?

youch.

in other news, this episode was pretty awesome:
"The both of 'use got jungle fever! The both of 'use!"
"You used to be all 'Go Team Venture' but now you're all 'Go Team...Boobies!"
"Stop starin' at my ass, Sampson!"
"Alright! I know where this is going!" "...Sex."
"She's not a were-o-dile; she's an epileptic." "Ew!"
"It's for the Venture [?] Newsletter. Pictures increase circulation."

June 18, 2008

SWEET VICTORY!

Bull%20Goring.jpg

Hey Rob: now THAT'S the cycle of life.

June 13, 2008

nudity is fun

THE BPA - TOE JAM FEAT. DAVID BYRNE & DIZZEE RASCAL


May 30, 2008

Venture Brothers Season 3, episode 1

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c3921a33e870011a35f406440069

So the premier was tonight! yee-ha! Even though laura and I watched the video last night, I managed to stay up to see the episode on the television box.

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May 2, 2008

headless women

I first noticed the headless woman on book covers phenomena when I worked in a bookstore during the explosion of "chick lit" a few moons ago (perhaps 100ish moons give or take). often it was hard to tell books apart because they all involved some mixture of headless woman, wedding dress, shopping bag, small dog, flowers, and bright pink.

but i wasn't reminded of it until last year when a book called THE TORN SKIRT appeared on my "Amazon suggests" list. When I viewed the page to read the description and first page of the novel, I noticed a number of the suggested books associated with it included headless women or just women's legs.

so i started my search there to find other books with headless women. or women represented by their legs (which happens a lot too).

Also check out this blog, which has been collecting links:
Mediabistro

[originally posted 04/08/08; expanded 05/02/08]

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April 30, 2008

Shaq + Ferrell


guesses

Monarch I'm...

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April 15, 2008

The Colbert Report in Philly - first hand account

Hey hey! So, Laura and I had the horrible pleasure of seeing Tuesday night's Colbert Report (airing as I type this). The show itself was very funny and watching it filmed was interesting. More on that in a bit. But the really terrible experience of waiting on line has ensured that I probably wouldn't ever do it again. (Plus, I had really bad allergies all day, so that put me in a gloomy mood.)

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April 11, 2008

I saw this episode and laughed my ass off

The People's Court

April 10, 2008

50 greatest comedy sketches ever

http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/50GreatestComedySketches/01/

April 8, 2008

Novels about daughters

So, tonight in class someone made a side-comment about how many books with the word "daughter" in the title are out there. Here's a list where daughter is used as a noun.

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March 28, 2008

Intentional or stupid?

from CNN:

Bush gives out wrong hotline number — again

President Bush has had trouble with a housing relief hotline.

(CNN) – When it comes to a government hotline number for homeowners seeking mortgage relief, President Bush just can't get the digits right.

After a housing roundtable in New Jersey, Bush twice gave out the wrong number in a public statement, saying the relief line was 1-88-995-HOPE – leaving off the third 8 in the area code of the correct number: 1-888-995-HOPE.

At the end of his statement, the president was quietly informed of his mistake and issued a correction.

Bush had trouble with the same number in December when it was first unveiled. Then the president incorrectly said the number was 1-800-995-HOPE.

Anyone who dialed 1-800-995-HOPE did not reach the mortgage hotline, but instead contacted the Freedom Christian Academy — a Texas-based group that provides Christian education home schooling material.

March 7, 2008

Will Arnett in yet another few minutes of comic genius

Michael McDonald

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/hot-seat/26823/michael-mcdonald

February 27, 2008

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Mainly because it inspires movies like this:


February 18, 2008

interesting article about ticket prices

http://consumerist.com/consumer/lawsuits/why-do-ticketmaster-events-sell-out-instantly-334504.php

February 14, 2008

How to Poop

February 3, 2008

super bowl predictions

Winner: Patriots WRONG
Score: 34-24 WRONG

Interceptions by Manning: 2 WRONG (it was only 1)
Interceptions by Brady: 1 WRONG (it was a fumble)

Movie Commercials:
no Batman (too soon!) CORRECT
Hellboy 2 WRONG
no Hulk CORRECT
Indiana Jones 4 WRONG
Iron Man CORRECT
no Star Trek CORRECT

wardrobe malfunctions:
on the field: perhaps a lost helmet & a lost shoe. No man-nipples though WRONG
commercials: man nipple. most likely a fat man. with lots of hair. I CAN"T REMEMBER-- WAS WILL FERRELL SHIRTLESS IN HIS HILARIOUS BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL?

VERSION 1:http://www.break.com/index/will-ferrel-bud-light-commercial.html
This one mentions nipples -- does that count?
VERSION 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQN3ccbxQi0
included for the great line: "Bud Light - Suck one!"

January 16, 2008

Evan's musical picks from ought-se7en

Even though I have little street-cred when it comes to music (yes, I own 2 Third Eye Blind albums and I just posted about Guns N. Roses. Kiss my ass.), here is a list of music.

my 7 favorite albums from the year (I bought less than 15 albums this year and I still have about 8 albums from 2006 in my iTunes wishlist --- so no "top 10" for me).

here's some fun pre-lists to whet your appetite:

Albums I'll never buy, even if someone threatens my testicles:
Wilco - Never got the hype. I like Summerteeth, but otherwise....booooooooring. They're the kind of band middle-aged men play while getting bad blowjobs from their secretaries. "Oh yeah, baby. Lick my balls while they say 'war on war' four hundred fucking times."
air -- they didn't need to make another album after that one that I have with those songs they play.
Amy Winehouse --she's a walking zombie disaster. I bet toilets don't like it when she sits on them. and toilets EAT SHIT.

Disappointments:
They Might Be Giants - The Else - The DUST BROTHERS produced it. And it's boring as hell.
Travis - The Boy With No Name - eh. I think I outgrew these guys after the first album. And yet I keep trying because they are jusssst okay enough.
Tori Amos - American Doll Posse - embarrassingly bad. This is one of her "concept" albums (it seems like they all are now). it's a pathetic mess exemplified by the vomit-inducing ugliness of the cover. someone should punch her in the ovaries. in fact, someone should load up a shotgun with her ovaries and shoot her in the uterus.
The White Stripes -- Icky Thump -- I'm not a HUGE fan. I really like White Blood Cells. Other than that, I usually like 2-3 songs per album. When I heard the title track, i really thought this album would have some good stuff. I was wrong. It's the same 2-3 songs I always like.
Bjork - volta - what the motherfuck is going on? Vespertine is one of the best albums of the decade (yes, I'm already compiling that list). Since then, two absolute stinkers. Volta isn't as ugly as the previous one, but it's boring.

Not worth calling favorites, but not disappointing either:
Shitdisco - Kingdom of Fear -- The first four tracks are fun, stupid, loud. "I know kung fu" bashes your head in with it's laudacious ludicrocity. are those words? probably not. but is this album genius? no. but who cares. At one point they sing "toilet seats / with hepatitis." it's all about beats and stupid lyrics. when your band name is Shitdisco, what else are you gonna do?
Interpol - Our Love to Admire -- not as easy to get into as their first two albums. I suspect this one may have grown on me more if I didn't have some other albums I was listening to constantly.
Neil Young - Live at Massey hall -- haven't really listened to it yet, despite having downloaded it a few months ago. it's live neil young, how bad could it be?

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I can't help it....

Towards the end of every semester, I create a "grading" playlist that usually includes the loudest, meanest, twisted, most guitar-crunchingist music I own. It's not just Metallica and Anthrax. It's not just System of a Down and Pantera. It's not just Sepulutra and Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against the Machine and Tool and Faith No More.

It's also Guns N' FUCKING Roses.

I find it absolutely necessary to listen to this kind of music in order to get through the mind-numbing and soul-crushingly bad essays and exams I end up having to grade. But then a song like "Estranged" comes on and I'm pulled back in time -- 15.5 years back -- to when I was a sad teenager listening to sad music. And of all the GnR songs I love, "Estranged" is the one that still blows me away.

I realize this makes me a huge, huge music loser. I realize I have no credibility. But, dammnit, I was young and impressionable. Where would any of us be without the music we still love even though it's not that cool? I realize Mike has left The Police behind. But he still has the Kinks (are they still cool?) and Talking Heads (they are still cool). Rob, I know you have all sorts of guilty pleasures from when you had a Gumby-cut. And Buddy, don't think I don't know about all your musical skeletons. Oh wait -- I don't.

Anyway. I was just sitting here grading and Axl Rose was singing in that whiny voice and all those lyrics that are so much better than Poison and Trixter and Skid Row were getting me though a decently written essay. I couldn't help but feel that strange yearning that very few albums from back in the day stir up. It's not always yearning -- it's often a strange reminder that I once was very depressed and detached and listened to certain songs repeatedly, programming them for moments like this, a decade and a half later, when I'm not depressed and only moderately detached.

But damn if Slash's solos don't still kick serious ass.

So, all melodrama aside, what are the songs that can still kick you in the gut because of the trauma or joy they might be associated with?

January 2, 2008

Big Lebowski - 10th Anniversary

www.thetroc.com

THE BIG LEBOWSKI
10 Year Anniversary Party!

It's been 10 years since the dude first graced us with his presence on the silver screen. Break out that old robe and your favorite pair of sandals in honor of the dude.

Come dressed in costume and receive a complimentary caucasian (white russian). Prize for best costume!

White Russian Drink Special Running All Night!

Plus special bowling competition!

November 26, 2007

The Mist -- or, DAMN that hurts.

I'll keep this short.

Laura and I saw The Mist on Wednesday night with about 50 other people at the Lowes. The first act is pretty slow and plot-devicey. It's all about getting everyone in that supermarket and showing the various character types that are going to butt heads in acts 2 & 3.

The movie is pretty good. The strongest visuals rely on the "seeing things, but not really seeing things" effect. But most of the goodness of the film stems from the last half hour or so. The special effects are pretty bad (the film had a 20 million budget. that's right -- 20 million. for everything.) Darabont does some nice things with the atmosphere and relies on the mist itself to make some of the stuff more scary. but when the effects need to be good, especially in an early scene, they are not good. in fact, they are Tuesday afternoon Sci-Fi channel bad.

Main character (name escapes me, as does the actor) is great. Good acting, interesting enough character. Everyone else is okay -- marginal performances, but better than any b-movie crap horror remake that gets vomited out recently.

Marcia Gay Harden who is stuck with a ridiculously poor set of speeches to work with. The only reason you don't laugh is because Harden is good enough to make you think twice about laughing. but then, eventually, you do laugh because her character is ridiculous. i don't care what anyone says. Just because Harden does a good job doesn't mean the character is ridiculous. she (the char, not harden) suffers from Nicholson-in-the-Shining-osis. Essentially, that she's crazy from moment 1, so you know she's not worth caring about in any sense. but she's also not complex in any way. You don't SEE her lose her mind. You just know she lost it at some point waaay back in her past. she's a joke to everyone and when she manages to get a bunch of people to listen to her, you're supposed to see her as a threat. but she's still a joke, as are the people who follow her (as evidenced by one particular shot of a character who switches sides -- it's funny when you see this particular character join her in prayer).

On to the more spoilerific responses and my thoughts on the ending for those of you with no interest in seeing the film or for those of you that already experienced the gut-wrenching film....

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October 17, 2007

In Rainbows (not that anyone really cares about anything)

That's right. None of you care. You're all careless. Or carefree, even. Like the sugarless chewing gum.

But here's what I think anyway. Song-by-song, just like all the nerds like it.

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September 30, 2007

Radiohead album due Oct 10th

Well, after complaining a few weeks back, I stand here corrected. And happy.

Radiohead's new album, In Rainbows, comes out Oct 10th as a digital download and in a physical, deluxe package that will ship later if ordered now (digital download is included with the physical package order).

Here's the site: http://www.inrainbows.com/Store/index3.html

From the new website:
DISCBOX pacakge
THIS CONSISTS OF THE NEW ALBUM, IN RAINBOWS, ON CD
AND ON 2 X 12 INCH HEAVYWEIGHT VINYL RECORDS.
A SECOND, ENHANCED CD CONTAINS MORE NEW SONGS, ALONG WITH DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHS AND ARTWORK.
THE DISCBOX ALSO INCLUDES ARTWORK AND LYRIC BOOKLETS.
ALL ARE ENCASED IN A HARDBACK BOOK AND SLIPCASE.

The prices:
Deluxe package: $80 includes shipping (40 pounds in the UK, so thank the exchange rate)
Digital download alone: NAME YOUR PRICE.

That's right. You can pay NOTHING. Or anything you think is right. So, Rob, that means if you hate it, it didn't cost you anything!!!

Now that's pretty cool.

The ONLY thing that makes me hesitate about this whole thing are two songs that are included: All I Need & House of Cards. The live versions are boring (House of Cards especially). Hopefully the album versions are much much better.

The good news, 4 minute warning and last flowers are on the bonus disc. The latter is a song i've yet to hear, but it's been floating around since Kid A (as has Reckoner, Nude, Up on the Ladder), so I have high hopes.

September 26, 2007

Cracked's list of 10 secret Scientologists

Number 1 is hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1994&pageid=1

August 14, 2007

Across the Universe

I don't have any special feeling for The Beatles. I don't hate them. But I never went through a phase where they were all I listened to. Not a big deal. So, a movie called Across the Universe doesn't mean as much to me as one called Paranoid Android might.*

But Julie Taymor, the director of this potential disaster/masterpiece, directed Titus a few years back and it is bizarre and enjoyable to the point that I would pay to sit through a 2 and a half hour movie that features Beatles COVERS and not the real thing. It even has Bono. and I would still sit through it because i love Titus so much. AND, I would love to see her NC-17 cut of that film, but, alas, I think I am alone. (AND YET, i probably wouldn't pay to see her stage version of the Lion King. because I hate the fucking Lion King.)

And now here's an article that argues this may be Taymor's last film since she's apparently a loony toon. sigh. are there any female directors out there that aren't quickly destroyed? (and Penny Marshall doesn't count b/c she's a man.)

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/why-did-you-hire-her-in-the-1st-place-details-on-taymor-vs-roth-missing-from-nyt/

*and, strangely, there was a play using just Radiohead lyrics back pre-Kid A that got shut down b/c of complaints by the record label. perhaps the complaints were that the play was dumb. But if they can take a bunch of beatles songs and make a trippy movie about the 60s & 70s, then they can take a bunch of Radiohead songs and make a trippy movie about the 90s and 00s. and i would be more than happy to write that ludicrous screenplay.

August 9, 2007

Officially impatient

EDIT 8/18/2007: It was revealed this week that Radiohead don't expect to release their new album until 2008 because they want to sign to a label and give the label time to market the album. On the one hand, this makes sense. on the other hand, Yorke is a rabid anti-capitalist and the band has plenty of money (reportedly). so, why not just distribute it themselves? do they really need marketing? On the other hand, I'd probably feel better that a label was handling the business end of things. I can't imagine any of them are good at accounting.

***

I don't get excited about releases much anymore, particularly about music. There are still some movies that I hear about and can't wait to see (Superbad, Sunshine, a few others that I can't remember right now). But with music I've gotten burned so many times in the past few years that, even when I end up liking the albums after initial disappointment, said initial disappointment has left me uninterested in new music from bands I've already heard of.

And now I'm officially tired of waiting for the new Radiohead album.

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bad trading cards

don't deny the awesomeness.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/worst-trading-cards2/default.php

July 26, 2007

More proof that cats are evil

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070725/ap_on_fe_st/death_cat

July 24, 2007

hippo's kill more humans in Africa than any other animal.

but this one is won't because it is hooked on coffee.

July 23, 2007

thoughts on the new Harry Potter

Hey everyone. I just finished the new and final book in the series i have waited a whole 4 months to finish reading (it felt like FOREVER!). what are your thoughts?

my questions/comments are below -- don't click unless you're already done!

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July 18, 2007

"I wish I were dead."

Rise and fall of a comic genius


As The Simpsons prepare to hit the big screen, TV critic and former fan Ian Jones explains why he fell out of love with Homer and co

Thursday July 12, 2007
The Guardian


Symbol of decline... The Simpsons Movie.

So now we know. Springfield, Vermont, has been named official home of The Simpsons. For this month, that is. The Simpsons Movie, it has just been announced, will get its world premiere there on July 21. The Vermont venue beat 13 other identically named US towns in the competition to host the event, having had to prove how similar they were to the fictional Springfield inhabited by America's number one animated family. Vermont citizens clinched the prize with their own video, in which a Homer lookalike gets pursued through the streets by a giant runaway pink doughnut. Having a nuclear plant nearby no doubt helped the town's bid.

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July 14, 2007

harry potter v

so, here's a review with spoilers, since all of us have read the books, i believe. if not, tough luck.

oh, and i realize that my opinion is in the toilet because of the whole children of men thing. all i can say is: shut the hell up.

Laura and I saw the film last night. and so did a 2 year old. and about 300 other people who crammed into the Lowes Cherry Hill (the finest cinema in Cherry Hill). The 2-year-old voiced it's disgust with the film about half way through. fortunately, it's mother decided to walk it all the way across the front of the auditorium before commanding it to 'walk up the steps!' right next to me. had the child been 3, i might have kicked it's mother. but a 2-year-old doesn't need to see that shit. of course, maybe it was 3. can a 2 year old walk?

anyway. the film.

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July 4, 2007

10 movies from the past ten years that are better than Children of Men

So, Rob is trying to claim that Children of Men is one of the best films from the past ten years (see his comment to my last entry). I respect Rob. I think he's a good person. He has good taste in music, human beings, and movies. Usually. But to suggest that Children of Men is one of the best movies in the past ten years is wackiness on top of ludicrousness.

So here's a list of 22 movies from the past 10 years that are better than CoM:
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalow
Mr. Deeds
Phantasm IV
all 18 movies starring Steven Seagal from 1997-2007 -- http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/
Herbie: Fully Loaded

but seriously....

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July 2, 2007

Children of Men

i call shenanigans on this tripe.

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June 22, 2007

I love it! [a retraction]

So, as one of you may remember, 4 months ago I retracted my initial review of Beck's album The Information. And in said retraction I said the following:

I bought the new Menomena album and i hate it. Tune in 4 months from now when I pronounce it brilliant!!

As it is just about 4 months, I should say that I, in fact, love the new Menomena album. It didn't take 4 months, but I was getting a bunch of 'trackback' spam about this Beck post and re-read it to see if there was something in the post causing this one to get so much attention. (i'm not sure how the trackbacks really work.)

Anyway. once again: i'm a bad reviewer. Menomena's new album is kickass.

I just bought Bjork's new album and -- ah, forget it.

June 21, 2007

Actual exchanges I had with Borders customers

Hey, I know that most of us (I'm looking at you Phaedra & Rob & Mike & Vicki & Rama) have spent many many hours talking about the wackiness that happened at Borders so I don't really need to go over this topic again. But, as I was looking through some of my writing tonight I found a file with real conversations that occurred between me and customers. I'm going to turn this into an essay of some kind, but here's the raw stuff for our enjoyment....

I need to really stress that these are EXACTLY as I remember them happening. My favorite is the lady looking for the animal shelter.

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June 18, 2007

Classic albums you hate

http://music.guardian.co.uk/rock/story/0,,2102991,00.html

what are some of yours?

June 14, 2007

Fun things baseball can teach us!

Today baseball taught me:
“Under Florida law, adults up to the age of 23 are allowed to have consensual sex with 16- and 17-year-olds.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/06/13/devilrays.dukes.ap/index.html

And check out that fantastic photo!

June 13, 2007

Rob, does this anger you?

Laura came home from breakfast with her brothers and said they were discussing 2 TV pilots that were not picked up but have been floating around on YouTube. One is called Nobody's Watching and is aptly named. Not even worth discussing.

But the other one is called GAY ROBOT. I laughed once -- when they describe how the robot became gay (see the clip below). But other than that I'm at a loss for what to say. It should come as no surprise that one of the producers is Adam Sandler.

Also, check out the enthusiastic responses on youtube.

May 18, 2007

Watch and laugh. and love.

May 17, 2007

How it should have ended: Superman

Amusing enough for me to go through the effort of posting the link:

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/67737/How_Superman_Should_Have_Ended

May 15, 2007

New Palahniuk: not so good.

I don't know how most of you out there feel about Chuck Palahniuk. I rather enjoy him. His twisted. his style is often frantic, but fun. And yet, 3 of his last 4 books have stunk. Fortunately, his new one, Rant, doesn't stink nearly as much as Haunted, the steaming pile of shit bound up and sold as a collection of short stories from a couple years ago. But neither did my last bowel movement. Haunted was just that bad.

Some spoilers lie ahead....

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Yowza.

So, NBC's fall lineup looks smelly. How can something LOOK smelly? Well, only the jerks at NBC can pull that off.

Granted, I only watch 3 shows at this point in my life: 30 Rock, The Office, and My Name is Earl. (I should also point out that South Park and The Venture Brothers are shows that I watch, but only when they are on DVD.) But still, look at some of these exciting "new" programs they've got:

To stretch the normal 22-episode season of "Heroes," which faltered after its long hiatus this year, NBC will add "Heroes: Origins." The spinoff will introduce a new character each week, and viewers will select which one stays for the following season. The two series will have 30 new episodes combined.

nothing says "good idea" like letting your viewers decide what to do with your show. $50 says Sanjay is the next Hero.

Since it found an audience this season with superpowered stars, NBC will remake "Bionic Woman" with Michelle Ryan in the title role.

New series "Journeyman" is about a San Francisco newspaper reporter who travels through time to alter people's lives, and "Chuck" is a thriller about a computer geek who becomes a government agent after spy secrets are embedded in his brain.

So, Quantum Leap and a TV version of that Tony Scott movie that Will Smith was in.

Brooke Shields headlines an hour-long series about three high-powered women friends, a script from "Sex and the City" author Candace Bushnell.

A rip off of Sex and the City from the author of Sex and the City starring a woman who is not sexy, even if she does hate Tom Cruise.

NBC's other new series, "Life," is a drama about a detective given a second chance after spending years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.

I give this show one month before getting canceled.

April 3, 2007

Shameful moments in teaching with Evan (#18)

I like teaching college students. They are usually interested in strange topics, they are sometimes interested in learning how to write, and they consistently amuse or annoy me. But either way, things are interesting. Each semester, I try to be different. And sometimes that is a bad idea.

Today, for instance, I showed some cartoons about immigration. The Simpsons has a classic episode -- "Much Apu About Nothing" -- that is zanier than I ever remembered and made the students laugh and think. South Park also has an episode on immigration. It's called "The Goo Backs." In the episode, people from the future come back in time to get jobs. The refrain "They took our jobs!" is repeated by rednecks throughout the episode. Even Stan and his dad get caught up in it. All is well. The students are laughing. And learning.

And then I remember how the episode ends. With a big pile of men having sex with one another. Oh. Dear. (To be fair, if the episode ended with a big pile of men and women having sex with one another, i'd have been just as concerned for my job.)

So, I did the only thing I could: I said "I just realized where this episode ends up." One of my students says "You forgot about that part, eh?" "Yes. Yes I did. We may not be able to finish watching this." "Ah, we're all adults."

The funny thing is, before I started the episode I said something like this: "Whenever I mention South Park I always have to be careful because, unlike The Simpsons, the show tends to be a bit.... bad. Not in terms of quality. But in terms of content. It's just wrong sometimes. I'm pretty sure there's nothing overly offensive in this episode. But we're all over 18, right? And the episode is MA-17, so we're okay. But if you are offended, I apologize in advance."

Well, most of the students were fine, though a couple voiced their disgust in a seemingly casual way (they didn't storm out, they said "Ew." The sight of pale, overweight South Park rednecks doing each other in the butt is really not at all appetizing. However, I would like to point out that it was less horrific than Mr. Mackey having heterosexual intercourse with Miss Chokesondick a few seasons prior to this one.)

Anyway. I skipped over a crucial part where two men initiate the sex with intense kissing and groping. But ultimately we finished the episode. If i get fired for offending sensibilities, though, I'll let you all know.

March 30, 2007

Ann Coulter TP

if only...
ann%20coulter%20paper.JPG

She's honestly not worth wiping shit on.

The future of Futurama

Hey, here's a slightly crappy interview with Matt Greoning. It includes some nice tidbits, but nothing insane. still, it's a long way until that DVD boxset comes out this December.

http://new.ifmagazine.com/feature.asp?article=1962