Laura and I were discussing the current season and decided to make public our ideas for who the big rapist on campus is.

Ready?

The rapist is one of the feminists. She does this to punish girls for getting drunk at frat parties and to get the frat houses shut down. Most likely because she was raped at some point.

But how can a woman rape a woman you ask? Especially when there was that scene where Veronica walks in on Meg getting raped but didn't know it? one word, with a hyphen: STRAP-ON.

See, it's the only thing crazy enough to make sense for this show. It couldn't be something simple. It's not Logan. It's not Dick, the drunk blonde best-friend of Logan. It's not Veronica's dad. It can't be her professor or her dean (they already have crazy enough stories). it's totally one of the feminists.

But wait! You say that one of their friends -- 'the blonde in the middle' -- was raped too? Foolish fool! Don't you realize that that was a setup to get people onto their sides? I mean, why else would she claim that she didn't know who the Asian in the ATM photo was when, in fact, it was her boyfriend? To confuse things! Confused? Good.

Just know this: we have called it. and when that shit gets revealed, we will revel in the glory of having figured out the 3rd season just 8 episodes in.

Laura just pointed out to me that there are actually 2 arcs for this season. The rape is the first and will be resolved at the halfway point. Then the 2 arc will begin. So we don't have long to wait my fellow Veronica-ites.

That is all.

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Hey everyone, it's me the pert, perky, peppy laura with an offer some of you might be interested in! Hooray! There's a wine tasting at Moore Brothers Wine Company in pennsauken and I just LOVE LOVE LOVE their alcohol tastinessocities! yeah! I buy cases of their wine and drink it with Sable (I don't drink alone!). Sable likes their wine too, although I don't give her any. But she does like it when I drink a little because I tend to rub her belly alot and give her more biscuits.

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Please let me know if you want to go! That rhymes! I don't want to drag evan along since he has a bias against wineries, wine, and especially winos. He's a stinker! Booooo!

ps. --- evan wrote this in the most annoying way possible just for a lark. laura was at work and didn't have time to post. hopefully you all stopped and said "laura's not this annoying! But evan is...."

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I like watching comic book movies. I know they generally stink and that's part of the appeal. I like the pure fantasy factor. I know it can't ever happen so why would it bother me that Halle Berry as Storm had a really fake looking wig? It doesn't.

So what if there was a lot of slow moody bits to "Superman Returns"? We're starting a new Superman story arch here and it could take this first movie to get all the character motivation out of the way for the next 2-3 movies. So why did I have to hear "Wah, wah..there wasn't enough action...it was too slow...wah, wah..that story didn't make any sense, wah..". Well all I have to say is "Evan, you and my mom are just hateful bitches".

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