Veronica Mars: Season 3 predictions
Laura and I were discussing the current season and decided to make public our ideas for who the big rapist on campus is.
Ready?
The rapist is one of the feminists. She does this to punish girls for getting drunk at frat parties and to get the frat houses shut down. Most likely because she was raped at some point.
But how can a woman rape a woman you ask? Especially when there was that scene where Veronica walks in on Meg getting raped but didn't know it? one word, with a hyphen: STRAP-ON.
See, it's the only thing crazy enough to make sense for this show. It couldn't be something simple. It's not Logan. It's not Dick, the drunk blonde best-friend of Logan. It's not Veronica's dad. It can't be her professor or her dean (they already have crazy enough stories). it's totally one of the feminists.
But wait! You say that one of their friends -- 'the blonde in the middle' -- was raped too? Foolish fool! Don't you realize that that was a setup to get people onto their sides? I mean, why else would she claim that she didn't know who the Asian in the ATM photo was when, in fact, it was her boyfriend? To confuse things! Confused? Good.
Just know this: we have called it. and when that shit gets revealed, we will revel in the glory of having figured out the 3rd season just 8 episodes in.
Laura just pointed out to me that there are actually 2 arcs for this season. The rape is the first and will be resolved at the halfway point. Then the 2 arc will begin. So we don't have long to wait my fellow Veronica-ites.
That is all.
